Post Klepto. Compulsive Manic Tumbling. I dare you to sort through it. I damn well, fucking enjoy an interesting myriad of things! :D
I have in my queue about 4,000 posts- >.< so good luck. Here are a few tags to get you started, or go look at the list link.
JJ Valaya Indian Fashion
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We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we’re aproaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter:
‘Five coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended’ They pay for their order, take the two and leave.
I ask my friend: “What are those ‘suspended’ coffees?”
My friend: “Wait for it and you will see.”
Some more people enter. Two girls ask for one coffee each, pay and go. The next order was for seven coffees and it was made by three lawyers - three for them and four ‘suspended’. While I still wonder what’s the deal with those ‘suspended’ coffees I enjoy the sunny weather and the beautiful view towards the square infront of the café. Suddenly a man dressed in shabby clothes who looks like a beggar comes in throught the door and kindly asks
‘Do you have a suspended coffee ?’
It’s simple - people pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who can not afford a warm bevarage. The tradition with the suspended coffees started in Naples, but it has spread all over the world and in some places you can order not only a suspended coffee, but also a sandwitch or a whole meal.
Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have such cafés or even grocery stores in every town where the less fortunate will find hope and support ? If you own a business why don’t you offer it to your clients… I am sure many of them will like it.
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I just saw this and thought it would be incredible to share this so maybe it could catch on whereever you may live
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I’m a grade 12 in high school who just happens to wear a K-cup bra. I live a fairly normal high school existence, except for the fact that my bust size often gets me in trouble with teachers, especially female teachers.
Now, my school has a uniform that involves a blouse. Being a busty person, I need to undo three buttons in order to have it fit right without it being undone to below my breasts. Even then, it’s a bit of a stretch. There is literally no way to disguise my breasts. Even when I’ve bound them for crossplay, they still look like really large pectoral muscles. I’m also really confident with my body, so I don’t see why I should have to hide what my body looks like at school.
So you can imagine how angry it makes me when a teacher pulls me aside and whispers “you need to do your top up,” as if my life depended on it.
“You know what? You need to mind your own business,” is what I want to say.
Most of my bras don’t push my breasts together that much, anyway, so most of the time, you’ll see my sternum before any cleavage. If you’re so offended by a bone that protects the heart or a whopping whole inch of two bags of fat on either side of it, then I suggest you get a life.
The way the neckline of my blouse is cut also covers the centre of my bra (most of the time), and I have to either spread it apart (like in the picture), sit or kneel below someone, or lean forward for anyone to actually see it.
Now, notice the little white bow right at the top of the bra’s centre in the picture. Most bras have some little ornamentation there, like a bow or a crystal.
I think that’s there in case the bra accidentally peeks out from a shirt or dress; to make it look pretty as opposed to something with a purely industrial purpose. It almost glorifies the sternum and the rest of the bra, which is how I think every inch of someone’s body should be treated.
Bras don’t see anything offensive about a bone that shields the heart.
Bras are smarter than people.One of my cousins hit puberty in the second grade.
She had an hourglass figure by the time she entered middle school.
Her first boyfriend thought she was just a bigger girl until the first time they went swimming together, because she’d gotten into the habit of wearing huge sweaters- even in the middle of summer, which can get hot enough to warrant heatstroke warnings- to try to disguise her chest.
This is because everywhere she turned, she was painted as a deviant, sexually promiscuous and attention-seeking youth. She started babysitting for a family friend when she was twelve, and grown women stared in open disapproval when she took the little boy out in his stroller for some fresh air. Men started catcalling at her and approaching her on the street when she was barely thirteen. Teachers looked down on her despite her uniformly excellent grades. Parents of friends immediately pointed to her as a bad influence when things went wrong, despite her immaculate record of just generally being a sensible sort of girl. She had very few female friends, and most of her high school peers assumed that she was sexually involved with most, if not all, of her many male friends. She never was.
This needs to stop.
This isn’t a fanservice video game where you get to choose cup size and bounciness before you start a round. This is real life. Unless she resorts to surgery, the amount of tissue a girl carries on her chest is completely outside of her control, and has nothing to do with her personality, abilities, or achievements.
Stop demonizing breasts. They’re just breasts.
From the barest bump to the cup that runneth over, a breast is a breast, and it should never be an object of shame.
She who carries the chest in question wasn’t doing anything shameful.
But if you feel the need to shame her, you were.
THIS POST
THIS POST
THIS POST
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Because while there are great places like creepypasta.com and the creepypasta wiki, actually digging through the slop to find the gems they have is tiresome. So I thought I’d do it for you. A lot of these may be old classics that many of you have already read, but it’s always nice to revisit them and maybe drag a few newbies in on the way down.
Note that some, perhaps a lot of these entries may contain potentially very triggering material.
GENERAL CREEPYPASTAS
- you’re not scared, right?
- mentality
- tulpa
- the kaleidoscope
- forgotten valentine
- string theory
- dear abby
- lost episodes
- fog
- he waits for you
- out with a bang
- psychosis
- anna
- on the bus
- the baby doll
- help us
- up
- the art of jacob emory
- the door
- photographs
- happy puppet syndrome
- persuaded
- the midnight lock-up
- perfectown
- the text message
- kisaragi station
- huntsville camping trip
- my fear of water
- barricade
- patient #0017983
- the cabinet
- the disappearance of ashley, kansas
- button day
- prey
- the thing that stalks the fields
- broadcast interruption
- la muerta blanca
- the agent from mipa
- interference
- the song and dance man
- fresh faces
- whispers
- funnymouth
- the dibbuk box
- raincoat
- the hands
- fenter woods
- hide
- love
- the creak of the door
- thanks
- the growths
- alone
- the story of her holding an orange (series)
- new city village
- gateway of the mind
- notes
- the blind man’s favour
- listers rache
- la nuit
- the thing in the window
- quiet
- darkness
- tower of silence
- the guardian angel
- a child’s eyes
- the dolls
- noend house
- internet story (video)
- julia legare
- russian sleep experiment
- falling
- comes the test
- the third wish
- abandoned by disney
- wake up
- masterpiece
- the memetic symbol
- chiasma
- normal porn for normal people
- pretend
- mr widemouth
- the message
- call me tomorrow, okay?
- dust
- liars
- evaporation
- doors
- the masked man
- ickbarr bigelsteine
- the systelien specter
HACKED GAME/PROGRAM/LOST EPISODE CREEPYPASTAS
- majora’s mask: ben drowned
- xorax
- pokémon black (there is also a fanmade game, although it’s a WIP)
- pokémon lost silver & game (game includes a “hidden” route not explained in the original creepypasta)
- pokémon false red (playable ROM hack)
- come follow me
- snow on mt. silver
- fallout 3 numbers station
- morrowind: jvk1166z.esp
- the theater
- squidward’s suicide
- suicidemouse.avi
- dead bart
- candle cove
- happy appy
NOTEWORTHY NON-FICTION
- dyatlov pass incident
- uvb-76
- valentich disappearance
- albert fish
- salish sea human foot discoveries
- the grinning man
- green children
- robert the doll
- delphine lalaurie
- time slip
- cotard delusion
- benjaman kyle
- spontaneous human combustion
- toynbee tiles
- gef
- belchen tunnel
- lead masks case
- tunguska event
- unethical human experimentation in the united states
- gilles de rais
- unit 731
- polybius
- southern television broadcast interruption
- exploding head syndrome
- gil perez
- solway firth spaceman
- taman shud case
- black triangle
- out of place artifacts
- shag harbour incident
- kaz II
- the hum
- unexplained disappearances
BONUS! TAKING THE EDGE OFF
- the prince’s fresh start
- they’re everywhere
- the dead skull
- day of all the blood
- repercussions of evil (video, text in desc.)
- the theater gameplay and commentary (after the game hack pasta)
- pandimensional vending
- =3 lost episode
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hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
I think this could be considered a reference…
w-wait could this mean. WHY WOULD I BLOG THIS
Who knows
Reblogging for reference.
Er, for a friend.
Booty in the Air (Also in the Chair)
WHAT
Confused.
I was not prepared for this.
i don’t think i’ll see anything better than this for quite a long time
ok
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Doms who praise their subs!
Doms who body-worship!
Doms who are thorough and tender with aftercare!
Doms who caress their subs a lot!
Gentle!doms!!!!!!!!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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